Nuclear disaster pretzel

Nuclear disaster pretzel

Nuclear disaster pretzel

Nuclear disaster pretzel

Hay Pottery Barn mini. I am at work. Not entirely sure why we get these here.

Hay Pottery Barn mini. I am at work. Not entirely sure why we get these here.

Twitter, i thought this was a safe space.

Twitter, i thought this was a safe space.

BB’s giant chew toy xmas present. He will more likely use it as a pillow. Bc Couch Dog.

BB’s giant chew toy xmas present. He will more likely use it as a pillow. Bc Couch Dog.

Biggest citrus evar. Srsly, how did the tree even survive

Biggest citrus evar. Srsly, how did the tree even survive

Office love-hate: pop-up post-its. Love the notes, hate the alternating color ones. Office has 8 pads left. FML.

Office love-hate: pop-up post-its. Love the notes, hate the alternating color ones. Office has 8 pads left. FML.

Changing the buttons on a shirt can give it another few years of life. Top is original self-fabric buttons,which were getting a little worn. I wanted a subtle brushed gold, but they didn’t have that at JoAnn. This will do. Also why bother making buttons if they’re not washable?! I saw that note on a few packages.

Changing the buttons on a shirt can give it another few years of life. Top is original self-fabric buttons,which were getting a little worn. I wanted a subtle brushed gold, but they didn’t have that at JoAnn. This will do. Also why bother making buttons if they’re not washable?! I saw that note on a few packages.

Changing the buttons on a shirt can give it another few years of life. Top is original self-fabric buttons,which were getting a little worn. I wanted a subtle brushed gold, but they didn’t have that at JoAnn. This will do. Also why bother making buttons if they’re not washable?! I saw that note on a few packages.

Changing the buttons on a shirt can give it another few years of life. Top is original self-fabric buttons,which were getting a little worn. I wanted a subtle brushed gold, but they didn’t have that at JoAnn. This will do. Also why bother making buttons if they’re not washable?! I saw that note on a few packages.

A certain prepubescent canuck has some big shoes to fill if he’s gonna name a song that. The RATM song is about drug mule / immigration, Sam Roberts song is about a woman that kills her husband. CB is instrumental and I believe accompanied a particularly heartbreaking murder scene.

A certain prepubescent canuck has some big shoes to fill if he’s gonna name a song that. The RATM song is about drug mule / immigration, Sam Roberts song is about a woman that kills her husband. CB is instrumental and I believe accompanied a particularly heartbreaking murder scene.

This week’s outfits in adorable little drawings. Yes, I really DO only own blue, gray, and black.

This week’s outfits in adorable little drawings. Yes, I really DO only own blue, gray, and black.

Nice job, Android.

Nice job, Android.

There’s an entire sign for telling people you’re not a lawyer.

There’s an entire sign for telling people you’re not a lawyer.

This is an actual product.

This is an actual product.

Nice parking. Dick.

Nice parking. Dick.