lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

image

Better Call Saul.

(via hoomie)

HOW-TO: Argue with Research You Don’t Like: A Flowchart. via politicalprof: Well done, Wonkblog. Well done.

HOW-TO: Argue with Research You Don’t Like: A Flowchart. via politicalprof: Well done, Wonkblog. Well done.

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"The steaks have been raised."

"The steaks have been raised."

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(via hoomie)

gemmacorrell:

My drawing for the Urban Graphic Big Draw postcard lotto is, predictably, a bad pun.

Cat-ctus.

gemmacorrell:

My drawing for the Urban Graphic Big Draw postcard lotto is, predictably, a bad pun.

Cat-ctus.

ilovecharts:

Things Yahoo! Has Made Better

ilovecharts:

Things Yahoo! Has Made Better

hippo-crite.

hippo-crite.

"i need to sea a dentist; one of my canines is getting loose."

"i need to sea a dentist; one of my canines is getting loose."

(via tastefullyoffensive)

Complimentary Colors

Complimentary Colors

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

(via hoomie)

bruinthecup:

I think they should make a male version of Hooters

Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs

It shall be called Pythons

(via hoomie)

tastefullyoffensive: Jeopardy, you are drunk. [via]

tastefullyoffensive: Jeopardy, you are drunk. [via]

murasakiyugata:

Yesterday I learned that a friend of mine has started dating a guy with blonde hair.  Which really doesn’t make any sense to me, because her last boyfriend had brown hair.  When I asked her why she doesn’t find any brunette guys attractive anymore, she told me she thinks either hair color can look good if it’s on the right person.  What the fuck?  I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m totally cool with people being attracted to whichever hair color they want, but pick a side, you know?  I think she’s probably just doing this for the attention, or maybe she’s going through a transitional period where she figures out what she really wants.  But either way, it’s creeping me out.  I wonder if she’s gonna try to have a three-way with a blonde and a brunette or something.  I don’t know.  She’s never struck me as promiscuous before, but I guess I didn’t know her as well as I thought I did.

(via queers-4-kanye)

visual-poetry:

by cary s. leibowitz

visual-poetry:

by cary s. leibowitz

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