Yesterday I learned that a friend of mine has started dating a guy with blonde hair. Which really doesn’t make any sense to me, because her last boyfriend had brown hair. When I asked her why she doesn’t find any brunette guys attractive anymore, she told me she thinks either hair color can look good if it’s on the right person. What the fuck? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m totally cool with people being attracted to whichever hair color they want, but pick a side, you know? I think she’s probably just doing this for the attention, or maybe she’s going through a transitional period where she figures out what she really wants. But either way, it’s creeping me out. I wonder if she’s gonna try to have a three-way with a blonde and a brunette or something. I don’t know. She’s never struck me as promiscuous before, but I guess I didn’t know her as well as I thought I did.